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Why I Love Wayne Gretzky — An Erotic Fantasy

Billeh Nickerson

Because he knows what to do with pucks,
slapshots, wristshots, all that intricate stickwork
as he slips through defencemen,
shoots between the legs
& scores.

Because he likes to pretend
I’m the Zamboni & he's
the filthy ice.

Because even if he’s tired
he’ll perk up
whenever I sing O Canada.

Because sometimes my dyslexia makes me see
a giant sixty-nine on his back.

Because he’s always ready for overtime—
because he never shoots then snores.

Because he understands the importance of
a good organ player.

Because he calls me stick boy.

Because he likes to be tied up
with the laces from his skates.

Because behind every great man
it feels good.

The Great One

Wayne Gretzky, Hockey PlayerWayne Gretzky, Hockey Player
Michael Benson

Wayne Gretzky is known as "The Great One" to ice hockey fans around the world, and with good reason: He holds more records than any player in the history of the sport. From childhood games in his parents' backyard to his final days in the National Hockey League as a member of the New York Rangers, Gretzky displayed a natural talent and agility that thrilled crowds and attracted many new fans to the game.

New Copies: $27.36 - $37.34

 

99: My Life in Pictures99: My Life in Pictures
Barry Wilner

99: My Life in Pictures traces the Great One's career from playing in his father's backyard rink in Brantford, Ontario, through his unprecedented 21-year pro career during which he rewrote the NHL record book - breaking 61 NHL records, leading Canada in international competition, and captaining the Oilers to four Stanley Cup titles.

New Copies: $3.43 - $67.48

 

Wayne Gretzky: The Great GoodbyeWayne Gretzky: The Great Goodbye
Scott Morrison

This new volume, Wayne Gretzky: the Great Goodbye, is a tribute to his legacy, and this collectable book will provide readers with a keepsake to remember not only his tremendous career but his thoughtfulness, his humble nature and his compassion.

New Copies: $1.50 - $17.75

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